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Wiremogus and his story[]
Wiremogus is an entity that can grab objects and fuse them to himself as well as contort them to manipulate their shape and function.
THE STORY OF WIREMOGUS PART 1: The Creation of Wiremogus[]
The story is a work in progress.
One day on a random Skeld floating in an asteroid belt, a crewmate decided to make a tiny 1 inch tall model crewmate out of some thin iron wires that he found on the floor. So he made the tiny crewmate and found that it started walking around and writing things into the table. He decided to go get his friend to come see it but by then he was already much bigger and had given himself arms made of nails. They decided that he was too dangerous and feared that he would destroy the skeld so they put him in a big jar that he couldn't do anything inside of. This prevented him from getting any bigger. A little bit later they started feeling bad for him and set him free, but also told him to not take anything that was needed or in use. Wiremogus agreed to that and started helping crewmates with tasks on their skeld. He was around 3 inches tall by then. A while later some impostors came and killed everyone and took wiremogus because they were all very confused by his existence.
THE STORY OF WIREMOGUS PART 2: The capture[]
It turns out that the impostors were not impostors and were actually just a group of rogue crewmates doing the same thing as the impostors. They decided to study wiremogus and figure out what made him sentient but wiremogus is very Big Brain and escaped them. The rogue crewmates were also very Big Brain and caught up to wiremogus and decided to put him in a steel box. Big mistake. They all decided to pause tests because they thought that wiremogu was useless and wanted to incinerate him. But by the time they came back, the steel box was already gone. Turns out, wiremogus had started tearing off pieces of the walls of the steel box, until he had destroyed all of the walls. This didn't take a while because each time he did this he got better at it. He could then actually escape, which he did. It was unlikely the pseudoimpostors could ever find him again. After his escape, Wiremogus had no idea what to do, so he decided to mess around doing whatever he thought would be funny. After a while he got bored and decided to try and get faster because he was really slow due to being only 4 inches tall. But suddenly...
THE STORY OF WIREMOGUS PART 3: The desert[]
He woke up in a desert. An infinite desert with just rocks, sticks, and obviously sand. He had an endless amount of time and space to do whatever he wanted to, so he decided to follow xkcd 505 and make a computer out of the rocks. This got very difficult so he modified himself to have swappable legs and wheels to go faster, as well as making himself larger using metal extracted from the rocks and obviously some of the sticks. With enough space he could simulate two particles interacting. But he had INFINITE space, so he decided to simulate a universe. Eons blurred past until... he found himself back in a skeld. Was it all a dream? He looked down. He still had his mods. It was not a dream. This was very weird to wiremogus, but he just pushed it aside and didn't think about it. It was now that he managed to finally be able to chill out. Now he could actually be at peace for over a day, or so he thought... and he thought right, because he was at peace for longer than a day. He continued to do tasks, learn new things, do whatever, occasionally modifying himself like a swiss army knife realizing that it can't do something, and then adding on a new tiny blade on itself so it can do that thing. This continued for a few days. He heard from another crewmate, yes, another, as he was considered to be a crewmate like the others, that there was a farting virus spreading throughout the cosmos and that they needed to leave their local galactic cluster before it was too late--but they had no funny fuel, and with no funny fuel they couldn't go anywhere. They couldn't leave the skeld, or the sentient farting virus would find them and cause them to pop, so they decided to call for a fueling ship, during that time they would seal all entrances to their skeld to prevent the farting virus from entering, and also disinfecting everything--the walls, the ceiling and floor, every object, and before and after each of those things themselves. The fueling ship came. They then spent an entire 30 minutes getting funny fuel from the fueling ship as the fuelpipe was clogged. They could then get out of the cluster along with the fueling ship. A cataclysm avoided.
THE STORY OF WIREMOGUS PART 4: Nuts[]
TBC
Simple questions do not need headers.[]
Q: What is wiremogus's gender?
A: Wiremogus is a piece of metal it has no gender but does have he/him pronouns.
Q: What is his behavior?
A: he acts like me
Q: How is he sentient? What caused that?
A: Why not try asking the grass growing in your backyard? They don't know either... or maybe they do. But no one else does. Also double question.
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