The keets

The Keets[]

The Keets are a large group of cats that want non-amogus things to be allowed on Amongpolis because amongpolis does not allow anything that is not amogus. This makes all keets illegal and all keets are considered kill on sight to any law enforcement. As such keets have tried to rebel but all of these were violently stopped. Keets often hold secret meetings in slightly less secret places where they discuss ideas on how to stop the ban on non-amogus.

history[]

The Keets formed on november 13th of 1863 when a few cats decided that the abundance of amogus was annoying as they couldn't go anywhere without being obliterated by visors and dead amogus memes. On november 15th they decided to put up signs in some places telling cats to come to a meeting at their house. On november 17th the meeting occured and the group began to become larger, having a total of 40 cats in it. They tried to protest on a street in New Sussykittyville, but the APA came and started opening fire on them, resulting in 6 keets dying. On december 3rd they decided to be more secretive, some of them trying to get that law repealed, but it never succeeded as everyone else disagreed. Those who spoke out were silenced. For many years they continued to grow larger, sometimes trying to spread the word publicly but each time they would just get met with more extreme response. Until on April 11th of 1973 when a massive gathering formed at city hall, with thousands of keets protesting, this time with weapons because of all of the many APA and non-APA attacks. Over the next 5 days the protests would continue until a law was finally passed allowing non-amogus things, so the protest ended and then it was immediately repealed, and a new law was passed stating that all keets found are to be killed on sight, as many keets have keet pins, or at least had, up until this point. After this, all keet activity was secret to only keets and trusted non-keets. They now only ever protest for things to lead up to the ban repeal, trying to slowly get the ban to have more and more exceptions before repealing it entirely. WIP.

keet sustube channel[]

Keets have a sustube channel where keets can upload videos as it is a shared channel for many keets. It cannot be deleted because the keets have threatened to bomb sustube HQ if the channel is deleted. It has over 45 million suscribers.

notable events and keets[]

Sr. "Le Keet Kat" Meowingtons[]

Meowingtons was the founder of the keets and he was the one who assembled the first ever meeting of the keets. He was born on June 1st of 1853 and died on December 15th of 1993, when he was assassinated by a blue crewmate while he was buying a sandwich. All charges were dropped on that crewmate. He got sick of seeing everyone screeching "Sus! Impostor! Vent! Red Sus! Jerma Funny Impostor 100 Imposter vs 1 Crewmate!" and so he tried to get the ban on non-amogus repealed.

1984 incident[]

the 1984 incident was an incident where the ATF (don't bold or italicize ATF, it's a real thing everyone knows about) raided a keet compound thinking that they had IEDs and illegally farmed Marisussusamogiuana because of a fake report from someone who found out that the compound is ran by keets. The ATF completely destroyed the compound and a massive firefight ensued which resulted in the deaths of every keet living at the compound, there being 261. 1 month later the compound was demolished and replaced with a public shitting zone.

4sus qanon slander[]

On march 18th of 2017 a user on the imageboard 4sus said they were Q and said that the keets are bad and must be stopped. The same user later said that they wanted to bomb a daycare but couldn't make an IED.

hq bombing[]

On september 19th of 2019 the keet hq was suddenly bombed with several IEDs, with some 4sus users saying it was done by sussy libtards, but they were wrong (duh). No one knows who or why it was bombed, but 165 keets were injured and 43 were killed in the bombings because they were mostly at a higher floor. the hq has since been rebuilt at another location.

sem3w[]

sem3w (real name unknown) was a susser user that posted keet propaganda to get tens of thousands to join keets, and succeeded. not much is known about them and they stopped posting in 2021.

meowsalot II[]

meowsalot II was a keet that organized the entire keet movement from 1963 to 1975. he was born on december 1st of 1947 and actually helped construct the keet hq after it was destroyed in 1972. he died in 1976 when he was assassinated by a sniper while he was driving across New Sussus. He was also brown despite most cats being... any other color. He is also well known for being one of the meowiest cats ever, meowing almost all the time because he had a lot of things to say. all charges were also dropped on the assassin btw. not much else is to be said about meowsalot II because not much is known about any of the keets.

A bit off topic

This article is a bit off topic, but that doesnt means its bad. Sometimes, inclusivity may be good!