The Reality Reconfiguration is the first episode of the first season of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxymogus. It had a runtime of 15 minutes and 27 seconds, released on the 3rd of July, in 2022.
Synopsis[]
A Hooman find a legendary Mememongus God Statue, when he takes it, he becomes a Crewmate. He tries to leave and finds a robot friend "Rortex". They try to board the Skeld Aeria 33-R, and find a dastardly enemy waiting for them; Crimsonius.
Transcript[]
(Hooman sits on a park bench, and finds the God Statue.)
Hooman: Cool. I wonder what this does.
???: Psst! Don't touch it!
Hooman: Who was that? Whatever. Do I shake this or something?
(Hooman shakes it, while an unknown thing warns him.)
Hooman: Woah! I feel, wiggly! This is really trippy, is this some kind of hallucinogenic or something? Am I high?
(Hooman falls in a crazy, dream-like state. He quickly falls asleep.)
Mogusman : Woah... where am I?
Rortex : He-llo. I a-m Ror-tex. You ar-e in Galaxy R-39's 5,821st Airpo-rt. Wh-y wou-ld you no-t remem-ber? Oops, sorry. Sometimes I glitch out. Also, sorry for being rude. Was I rude?
Mogusman : I'm still hallucinating, right?
Rortex : I will scan your body. Hmm... it does not seem you have ingested any hallucinogenic chemicals or anything of the sort. Wait, what is that Midnight Aura?
Mogusman : What the heck's a midnight aura?
Rortex : Only gods and sub-gods can have it. How did you get it? Unless, was it a God Statue?
Mogusman : You mean the shiny, golden thing with an among us crewmate on it that was on a bench? Yeah, I guess.
Rortex : Amazing! You're the first human to ever wield a God Statue. [Inserting data...]
Mogusman : What are you doing?
Rortex : Hold on... okay. I, um. I inserted the new knowledge into the local, galactic database. Now all of the Rortex can see it. That might mean people are after you, though.
Mogusman : What have you gotten me into?!
Rortex : Uh... sorry, gotta go!
(Rortex VXI-34 disappears.)
Mogusman : I gotta get out of here before those "hunters" come after my God Statue. Wait, where is it, though? Oh, it's in my hand.
(Mogusman swiftly dashes through the plane, boarding it and hoping no one comes after him.)