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Overview[]
LEGO is a very large toy company based in Denmark, Amongpolis. Its exact database and factory / warehouse locations are unknown, but what is known is that they produce many toys that are used to build things. Examples of these are the bricks, which are the most diverse and common LEGO element. They also have LEGO minifigures, which are humanoid, and typically have yellow skin, but have less common variants with other colors. This page documents all anomalous activity currently discovered. All anomalous objects are housed in Site 119. Anomalous activity found in their toys started in 2003.
Log of anomalous events[]
1/17/2003 (First activity)[]
This is the first instance of anomalous activity from LEGO.
13 million toys suddenly vanished from a ship. they were later found inside of a cave in Svalbard, near Longyearben. These objects have since disappeared. Search efforts are ongoing.
11/11/2003[]
Approximately 171 minifigures inside of a toy collector's house had been turned into yellow frogs. All but 2 of these frogs have been entirely lost, the remaining 2 being cryogenically frozen inside of Site 119 Sector ███████████. Frogs have yet to be identified. Frogs appear to be invincible.
Log of anomalous objects[]
Sentient Figures[]
Sentient figures have been reported numerous times, starting on 6/2/2007. All sentient figures have been either lost, destroyed, or relocated to Site 119 (most figures were relocated). Figures display varying levels of intelligence and capability, with most having roughly human or slightly subhuman intelligence, and normal capability (being able to move in every way a real human would). They are currently being examined in Site 119 for physical or metaphysical differences from LEGO figures.